2 am Lesbian Tumblrant about other lesbians.
I feel like this post is long overdue but as I was making dinner it hit me:
I Absolutely despise when you hear a lesbian say something like “She’s straight? Yeah? So’s pasta until you heat it up”
What the fuck, ladies? Let’s be real for a second. We’ve all heard a man say at some point “You’re not a lesbian, you just haven’t been with the right man”. The pasta analogy is basically the same statement for gay people!
I don’t understand why people can’t say “She’s straight? Yeah? Aw, maybe I should go find a lesbian that will love me back instead of trying to bag a girl that likes dick and that will instill a fear in me (unless I’m a complete egotistical ass) that she may not feel satisfied by me and want a man in her life. You know, I respect her sexuality and do not need to force myself on her when she is obviously totally digging that dude over there. Props, bro.”
For some lesbians, bagging a straight girl is like a man saying he bagged a lesbian “Because I’m just that good”. What?!
Personally, I am a lesbian that does not date straight girls or bisexual girls because I’d rather stay in my own category. It’s less complicated and I don’t want to be someone’s experiment. If I found myself seriously attracted to a bisexual girl and she is feeling me too I would have to have the utmost faith I was going to marry that woman.
Back to the point though, for the love of god, ladies (and everyone else for that matter) Don’t force yourself on someone who doesn’t like a certain sex. I understand the chase and it’s all playful and shit but don’t go in thinking you’re a player because you just look like an ass.