May 2013
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
i-like-vag:
Can we just lay in my bed and hold hands, quietly. As we listen to the beat of our hearts speed up together as if they were one. Can we talk about past memories and share glances as we shyly smile. Can we fall in love tonight as I fall asleep in your arms. I want to fall in love with all your imperfections and I want to kiss every part of your body. I want you and me to be whatever...
grasstafarian:
Your mouth could do brutal things to my heart but you’re a risk I’m willing to fuck because I have a feeling your hands would do beautiful things to my thighs.
April 2013
March 2013
5 tags
im bored. :P
Im just looking for people to talk to im bored and want people i could text and have actual conversations with people
2 tags
I need people to talk to! Just send me an ask!
kissingdeathlosingmybreath:
Name? Gender? Where you are from? Timezone? Age? When I Can Text You? How Fast You Respond? Anything Else?
“The less I needed, the better I felt.”
– Charles Bukowski, “Let It Enfold You” (via horny4life)
